this is the third time this week that i’ll have worked an 8 hour shift just to come home at 8:30pm, take a shower, take my meds, go to bed, wake up, and go to work at 8:30am to work another 8 hour shift

:))))))

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

Aug 21st with 199906 notes  - via / sourceReblog

palyk:

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

Shoutouts to tumblr user martymcflyinthefuture for having a photoshopped pic for every day McFly goes into the future for almost a year now

One year of nothing but photoshopped pics of the same thing with different dates for ~10 months, and people STILL think they’re legit lmao

Aug 21st with 120733 notes  - via / sourceReblog

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

Aug 21st with 1095493 notes  - via / sourceReblog

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

Aug 21st with 47767 notes  - via / sourceReblog
Tight Pants Body Rolls BY Leslie Hall
FROM THE ALBUM: Songs in the Key of Gold
PLAYED: 570691 TIMES.

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

thenimbus:

presidentobarna:

crazyress:

snortrax:

mamashortstack:

hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX

OH M Y GOD

THIS IS MY SONG

SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD

THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

THIS IS REALLY GOOD

watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls
fuck it’s way catchier than i want it to be

Goddammit

Aug 21st with 50962 notes  - via / sourceReblog

"its summer i got my hat on backwards and its time to fuckin party" and "back at it again at krispy kreme" are collectively only six seconds long but i will be laughing about them for the rest of my life

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

Aug 21st with 100445 notes  - via / sourceReblog
"w is not a vowel"

—every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
Aug 21st with 88027 notes  - via / sourceReblog

elfentruthed:

ulquiorracifer:

someone whos never watched/read bleach explain this picture

blondie studies to understand the wonders of a male strip club meanwhile bandana-guy thought this was a freestyle rap club but he’s not complaining

god bless

Aug 20th with 147 notes  - via / sourceReblog

ulquiorracifer:

someone whos never watched/read bleach explain this picture

Aug 20th with 147 notes  - via  - Reblog

this chapter was a mindfuck for real

u kiss those puppies

u dont even do mouth to mouth its mouth to snout i cant even kiss a dog what is this what is

"what am i doing with my life right now? oh just working at a pet store…… degree? well idk about that but im legally certified to perform cpr on dogs so"

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